Due to the world being fucked up crisis I have to find additional income sources ASAP. So I’m looking for a job!

Please, assist me with a highly rewarded job search. I’ll give my first salary to the mediator.

Education: 3 higher ones. Have degrees in European and US universities.

Foreign languages: more than 5

Special skills: First aid at water and land, Erickson's hypnosis, weapons usage, different transport driver skills, strong communication skills, explorer

Knowledge: Information systems, many countries’ checkpoints house rules, mentality of different nations, wooded and rural area combat tactics, psychoactive substances and gems.

Experience: wild area survival, special control zones passing, communication with government security agents of many countries, delivery of all kinds of goods, people search, astral relocation, women seduction

Connections: Middle East, South-Eastern Asia, Europe, USA, and the countries of the Andean treaty

Characteristics: entrepreneurial, Nordic nature, single

Specialties: due to specific appearance able to act as if a local of Latin-American or Arabic countries. Plus Europe, CIS, and India

Convictions: None. Always lucky.

Weaknesses: Women and Scrooge McDuck cartoons

Favorite books: “Art of war” by Sun Tzu, “Memoirs” by Cazanova Giacomo Giovanni



P.S. Do not offer marketing! :)